Make it all sexual.

Today I'll be teachin' ya'll how to make things sound sexual. Yayyy. 

(Random-est post evar, huzzah!)

For example, in french class, I had Reeya draw some abs on my drawing of a guy because I was illustrating the term, "se déshabiller."

Step 1: Emphasize what you are saying.

Lame-o boring way: Look at those abs.

My way: Look at those abs.

Step 2: Add a forceful, "MM YEAH" in a deep voice.

Lame-o boring way: Mmm, abs.

The sexual way: Look at those abs. MM YEAH.

Step 3: This is optional. Make a suggestive face afterwards, or simply make it seem sexual.

Like this guy:

Knitting... so smexay.