New video coming out tomorrow!

Today, I didn't really have time to make a GIF story, but I hope the video that comes out tomorrow will make up for it ^_^

Me while I was making the video:

Hold up - A 2 Hour Delay?!

It's a frickin' Monday, I have exams today, I got stuff to do, I got exams today, and I could deal with that-

But a 2 hour delay? Is it gonna snow or somethin'? You mean to tell me that I woke up for no frickin reason?

This is not funny, PWCS! Get it under control >:l

Me, when I woke up:

I go and check to see if school is canceled because I was hopeful~

and I see we have a 2 hour delay and I'm like

Pauline: RRRRRR, what classes do I have?! What's the schedule?!! WHEN'S LUNCH?!!! Do I have to bring my instrument...? 

So I chat Reeya for a little while, complaining, and then I get invited to this mass rage/complaint/wtf-is-this chat box thing.

Basically, PWCS is screwed because every single one of us is like

It gets to like, 6:37 in the morning, so Reeya and Dana decide to go back to sleep. 

"I think I'll just sleep till seven."

I can't, which is why I'm here. Hoorah.

The Time Shannon and I Turned Into Guys: A Gif Story

One day in 8th grade during science class, I was thinking about something fun to do since the school year was almost over. Taking a look at the similar clothing the guys were wearing, I was suddenly like

Pauline: Shannon!!!

She was all like

'cause I bother her sometimes...

But anyway, I was like

"Hurr hurrrr."

Pauline: Shannon Shannon Shannon! Why don't we dress up as guys as a prank during a get-together?!

and Becca's face was like

Becca: Dude, I would love to see that! :D

I guess Shannon just went with it or something, 'cause it sounded interesting. So there we were, brainstorming possible clothing and physical problems with clothing swapping and whatnot. 'Cause you know. We're girls. We have pronounced chests.

Couple days later, the make-up crew came by to experiment on us test the make-up. 

Shannon and I were like

We had another test run someday after that, with Brian so he could give Shannon his clothes. Hee. 

We change, re-do the make-up, and style our hair. We actually had to come up with making bangs somehow ourselves. The trick was to have long enough hair and a high ponytail to pull the ends of your hair forward and cover your forehead. 

Kewl.

Shannon and I go change, and our crew sits in my bedroom, waiting.

We show up sexily in the doorway like

and Dana, Reeya, and Brian go

Fast forward to Dana's summer party! (The one with water balloons? and buckets? c: Yeah, that one.)

The girls had a sleepover the night before at Dana's so we could prepare before the other guests arrived. Muahaha >:D

We get ready and awkwardly put on our guy friends' clothing. Our disguise is complete.

Reeya and Dana are all like, "Look at our masterpieces..."

Now, we're bouncing around with excitement!

And then the doorbell rings.

I'm all like, "What if this doesn't work?! Omg, omg, panic, panic!" So Shannon and I scramble around trying to find a natural place to sit and look casual. 

The guests come down the stairs into the basement one by one and they all look like

Shannon and I, feeling extremely self-conscious and nervous, attempt to look like

but we end up looking like

Someone whispers, "Is that Pauline and Shannon?" 

Dana: No, they're my new neighbors. 

And the guests are kinda like

But they don't argue and give us side glances like they don't wanna say anything since our ninjas spies told them it wasn't me and Shannon. On the inside, the people in on it are like

So when Shannon and I can't take the nervous tension anymore, we let loose our hair. ^_^

They people who got pranked are all like

"Pshh..."

"I totally knew it was them, I just didn't wanna say anything 'cause you guys insisted."

All we have to say is,

Dumpling Shortage: A Gif Story

Reeya and Brian were at my house for some reason. I forget why.

Mom sets a plate of dumplings on the table and we divide it up, first-come-first-serve style. When we're done hoarding the dumplings, I'm like, "Mom, do you have more?" 

And she's like, "No, that's it. You can have snacks later if you want."

But we don't want snacks, we want dumplings, so we're like 

After eating most of ours, we look at Brian like 

Reeya and I: You gonna eat allllll those dumpling, Brian? Fatty.
Brian: I'm not faaat. :c

*proceeds to eat his dumplings like*

So I look at Reeya like

and I go:

Pauline: OMAIGAWD, LOOK AT THAT! *epic point*

Reeya: *plays along* OMG.

Brian: What?!

We steal his dumplings from his plate like

and he's like

and our faces are just like

Yearbook Sharing

Y'all remember... THIS?

Here are some of the wonderfully written comments in my yearbook.

You write too much. - Noah Reilly

Don't you hate it when people take up

THE

WHOLE

PAGE

- Chris Aitken

Stay in school, don't do drugs. -Ethan V.

REMEMBER ME!!!! - An Thai

Remember that time I saved your life from that fire - Ian

and lastly, the most loving one.

Hi Pauline. You're not a freaking CAT! - David Rhee

Winter. It's cold.

Part 1:

I sit down on the bus to go home and I curl my knees up in a ball, 'cause it makes me feel warmer. So there I am, snug as a bunny with my nifty black parka, when this chick comes onto the bus. Her face is all like, "Omg, I am fuh-reezing. Why is it so cold?" Like it's not her fault she's cold. 

You wanna know what she was wearing? Leggings for pants and a thin, pink zip up sweater.

Well, you know, it's not that important but uhhh.... IT'S WINTER. Put some decent warmer clothes on, please. I'd hate to see you catch a cold.

Part 2:

I have managed to walk allll the way home from my bus stop to my front porch (which surprisingly seems very far when you're cold) and I ring the doorbell. I'm waiting... and I'm waiting... and I'm waiting... and I think about taking my backpack off to take my key out, but I get lazy and continue to wait... My mom opens the door! She's like

and I'm like, "Maaa, what took you so long?" 

"Oh, I was in the kitchen."

Mooooooom. Your child is outside, in the cold, waiting for you. 

Let the rice BUUUUURN.

Edit: My mother gave me some rice and soup that she was cooking (see above), which was very delicious so it was all worth it.

Free portraits!

My sisters, bless their souls. They decided to give me the pictures of me that they drew.

Here is one.

Sister: It's you!
Me: Oh look, a crown!
Sister: No... it's a jackahhh.
Me: A what?!
Sister: A jack hat.
Me: Oh. As in, I'm funny like a jester?
Sister: Mhm.

And then, the other one.

Doesn't it look JUST like me?

Look at those razor sharp pearly whites. 

Gorgeous.