Free portraits!

My sisters, bless their souls. They decided to give me the pictures of me that they drew.

Here is one.

Sister: It's you!
Me: Oh look, a crown!
Sister: No... it's a jackahhh.
Me: A what?!
Sister: A jack hat.
Me: Oh. As in, I'm funny like a jester?
Sister: Mhm.

And then, the other one.

Doesn't it look JUST like me?

Look at those razor sharp pearly whites. 

Gorgeous.