Fact! Pauline is feeling hungry. It's almost dinnertime, and she doesn't wanna ruin her appetite, but daaaayyuuumm would she like to head downstairs and be all like
I gots foooooood, bishes!
But afterwards, I know I'll be all like
So no food for me... yet.
Fact! Pauline has another story to share with youuuu! readysetgo
So, I may... have missed the bus home today...
*ahem* ...yeah...
ANYWHALE. I was sitting on a bench outside of Battlefield, waitin' for my mum to come pick me up. I had a couple minutes before she got here, so I pulled out my French homework to get some of it done. Lo and behold, some girls are walking along the sidewalk, slow as a herd of turtles stampeding through Nutella.
Octothorpe-awkward-mind-visuals-of-turtles-slathered-in-Nutella.
If you don't know what an octothorpe is, EDUCATE YOURSELF. Moving on. #awkwardmindvisualsofturtlesslatheredinNutella
Girl 3: Omg no way... blah blah blah
Girl 2: *straggling behind the group* Lol, you guys- OH MY GODDDD, A BUGGGG
Girl 1 and Girl 3: *keeps talking to each other about the he said she said*
Girl 2: IT'S ON ME, YOU GUYS.
Girl 1 and Girl 3: *not listening*
Girl 2: AHHHH GET IT OFF
Girl 1 and Girl 3: *laughter at whatever they were talking about*
Girl 2: (Expletive), I think it's gone. Ohhhh my God.
Girl 1: *turns around* Oh yeah, what did you want to talk about?
Girl: A bug. was f***ing. on me.
I look up from my haphazardly negated French commands in time to see the other girls make faces like
Later, the girls make it inside the building, which is a miracle considering the pace they were walking at, and my mom eventually comes to pick me up. As I pack up my stuff, a ladybug flies across my vision.
I don't know if you were the one that was bothering that girl, but thank you for making my day, ladybug.
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